i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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