you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm really busy with my period
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