We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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