this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
