they need to just BURY HIM!
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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