and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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