Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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