Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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