Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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