Nicole vs. Life
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
im holly from the hills drunk
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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