do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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