so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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