I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
you made out with another girl for some wings
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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