i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
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Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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