I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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