I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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