is your mom at the bar?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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