too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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