your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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