Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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