do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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