I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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