I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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