i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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