She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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