Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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