Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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