i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
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so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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