My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
