our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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