Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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