New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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