when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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