I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Operation Purity has been aborted
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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