I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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