Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
