I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love