is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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