just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You were trust falling into bushes
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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