hell yes lets make some ravioli
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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