kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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