Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We are two peas in an std pod
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's shark week go big or go home
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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