i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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