Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
