Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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