did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He better not be in your backpack
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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