She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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