the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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