I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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