How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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