Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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