I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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