dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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